Get mental 1 men’s crewneck t-shirt

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Quality Handmade Production

This incredibly wild designed Get mental 1 t-shirt is handmade from a soft and fade-free premium fabric by our partners in Europe or the USA. This t-shirt is very cool thing to have hanging in your wardrobe. The comfortable, flattering t-shirt will get lots of stares and will make you stand out from the rest.

The story behind Get mental 1 – Men’s t-shirt

Out for an early morning walk. Stomach issues giving me pain. The exercise usually helps. Not today.
I had to return home. And quickly. The problem was that the most direct way home involved me going down a notorious boulevard style street closed to traffic, which was populated by the town’s drug addicts.
I walked to the start of the street and felt relief. A few around, mostly asleep in shop doorways. So I hastened down the 150 metre section of town only to find half way, behind the children’s playground, there was a group of a dozen homeless people. They were in a circle. In the centre of that circle was someone who was seated like the Buddah, smoking a pipe of some drug.
“Hey man, come and join us in a little celebration”, one of the smelly buggers has thrown his arm around me and pulled me closer to the circle.
“I don’t think that’s a good idea. I feel sick.”
“Nah, that’s OK. we have the medicine for you. The medicine to stop you from getting sick!”
I look at the group. All of them are as high as a kite and are, in unison, taking a step inwards, and then back out into some stylish and weirdly well choreographed circle dance and chanting an ode to their drug abuse.
“We have the medicine. We have the go juice. Fix you right up.”
The person in the middle lights up his pipe and takes a lungful. The smelly one pushes me through a break right up to the face of the seated buddha, who I notice is bald, and forces my head down to the smokers. Buddah then blows out all his smoke into my face. For a few seconds, I gasp and begin to wretch. This is hilarious to all the others. They are whooping and making comments about me being soft. Can’t handle a little smoke.
My stomach decides enough is enough and heaves up everything and I launch into a projectile vomit. Which lands right on top of Buddah’s shiny top.
Angry as hell. I break free from the arms of the smelly one and take a step back. They’re all stunned. For a few seconds, all that happens is they just look between Buddah and then me. Nobody moves. Nobody says anything.
“Fuck you. I told you I feel sick!”
The first one to say anything looks like he has had the most drugs to take. He, realising the depravity and humour of what they have done, shouts and laughs at the stunned Buddah, “Ahhh, you got done bad. You got mental. You got the mental one. You got the king of mental. And get mental – he got you back!”
With this, I turn and run. It was a morning to remember. The morning I became Get Mental.

We think this t-shirt would be perfect for the any wild parties you go to or maybe just hanging out with your friends.

• Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
• Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
• Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit
• Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Product measurement guide

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This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ because they’re custom-made by hand.

A: 1/2 Chest width
B: Length
C: Sleeve length

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This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.

For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.

A: Chest Put one end of the tape measure on the fullest part of the chest and bring the tape around the back (under the armpits, over the shoulder blades) to where you started.

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