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Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire men’s crewneck t-shirt

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Turning an intense nightmare into an abstract painting (titled Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire) and then creating a men’s crewneck t-shirt with that wild art is something only Bert Ernie could do. This is quite the eye candy despite its title.

This unique and wild men’s crewneck t-shirt is mostly black but features an incredibly colorful splatter of paint shapes. This is next level wearable art.

There’s a nice colorful wild peach logo on the top right, and then in small letters the title – Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire.

  • Polyester, spandex
  • Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
  • Regular fit
  • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Designed at wild peach clothing in Australia, manufactured by our partners in either Europe or the USA.



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SKU: mcts-bashed-stabbed

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This incredibly wild designed men’s crewneck t-shirt is handmade from a soft and fade-free premium fabric by our partners in Europe or the USA. Decorated with an intensely dark abstract painting there are many colorful splatters and splotches of color to make for a visually exciting design. This t-shirt is very cool thing to have hanging in your wardrobe. The comfortable, flattering t-shirt will get lots of stares and will make you stand out from the rest.

The story behind Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire

The building was made from many old railway carriages which had been joined together to form a maze-like construction. There were numerous rooms left and right of the single passageway. I was there because I could hear my elderly father calling out for me, and I was getting increasingly frantic trying to find which room the sad cries for help were coming from.
A series of powerful arms grabbed me from behind, and a violent struggle ensued. I was dragged out into the dark outdoors and thrown to the ground. A small group of people was circling me – there was an angry old crone, a drunk and vile thug, a man in a blue suit, and a beautiful woman wearing a yellow dress. They cursed, swore and spat before taking turns in punching and kicking me in an ever-increasingly frenzied attack. Knives appeared and were thrust into my body. I cried out, “what have I done to hurt you!”
There were no answers, just more frenzied violent attacks. The drunk thug jumped on top of me and started to strangle my throat with a powerful set of hands. I struggled to stay conscious. I knew I had to try to survive because, throughout this vicious attack, I could still hear the faint cries of my father calling for help. But as the attack continued, a crowd of onlookers gathered, many of whom were mocking and laughing, cheering on the attack.
The thug leaped back onto his feet and stepped back, and the beatings and stabbings from the others stopped. The four attackers stepped back. They were now strangely silent. For a moment, I felt relieved – thinking that they had emptied their rage and would leave me be. This was not the case. The old crone poured petrol over me and lit a match which she threw onto my prone body. I burst into flames and screamed as I started to melt literally.
I sat up in bed and soon realized I had experienced something beyond a nightmare. There were no physical signs upon waking – I hadn’t broken out in a sweat or even had a rapid heartbeat. Fully awake what lingered was the most intense feeling of fear and horror. The worst bit was I knew who the people were and that there was nothing to be done to help my recently deceased father. I also knew that I was truly alone and afraid.

We think this t-shirt would be perfect for the any wild parties you go to or maybe just hanging out with your friends.

  • Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
  • Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
  • Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
  • Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
  • Premium knit mid-weight jersey
  • Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
  • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Product measurement guide

The best way to get the best fitting item of clothing is to use the product measurement guide!

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ because they’re custom-made by hand.


Men's crewneck t-shirt size guide | Product measurement

A: 1/2 Chest width
B: Length
C: Sleeve length


Imperial

Size A B C
XS 15 ⅜ 28 8 ⅝
S 16 ⅞ 28 ¾ 9
M 18 ½ 29 ½ 9 ½
L 20 ⅞ 30 ¼ 9 ⅞
XL 23 ¼ 31 ⅛ 10 ¼
2XL 25 ⅝ 31 ⅞ 10 ⅝

Metric

Size A B C
XS 39 71 22
S 43 73 23
M 47 73 24
L 53 77 25
XL 59 79 26
2XL 65 81 27

This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.


Men's crewneck t-shirt size guide | Body measurement

For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.

A: Chest Put one end of the tape measure on the fullest part of the chest and bring the tape around the back (under the armpits, over the shoulder blades) to where you started.


Imperial

Size Chest
XS 31 ⅛
S 34 ¼
M 37 ⅜
L 42 ⅛
XL 46 ⅞
2XL 51 ⅝

Metric

Size Chest
XS 79
S 87
M 95
L 107
XL 119
2XL 131

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