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Soap Opera Celeste Blue One Piece Swimsuit

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The bubbles are rising. The circles are multiplying. Something joyful and completely uncontrollable is happening down the right side of this swimsuit, and frankly nobody wants it to stop.

Bold abstract art by Melbourne artist Bert Ernie. One piece. Celeste Blue. Utterly impossible to ignore.

Read on. It gets better.

 

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Description

Ladies and gentlemen. Meet the Soap Opera.

Ladies and gentlemen. Meet the Soap Opera Celeste Blue One Piece Swimsuit.

There’s no dramatic storyline here. No forbidden love, no evil twin, no cliffhanger ending. What there is, is circles. Glorious, overlapping, tumbling circles in hot pink, purple, teal and green — cascading down the right side of this swimsuit like the opening credits of the most colourful show ever made.

Melbourne artist Bert Ernie built this composition from pure circular form — rings within rings, dots dissolving into organic shapes, everything layered and overlapping until it becomes something genuinely impossible to look away from. Then he put it on celeste blue.

Cool, luminous, impossibly fresh celeste blue. The kind of blue that makes you think of swimming pools at midday and clear summer skies. Every pink in the composition lifts against it, every purple becomes electric, every teal finds its twin.

If you’ve been searching for a blue one piece swimsuit that’s actually worth talking about, you’ve found it. This isn’t a plain blue swimsuit with a small logo. This is a celeste blue swimsuit carrying a full abstract art exhibition down its right side.

The design runs down the right side of the suit, front and back panels meeting at the seam to create a mirrored effect that’s genuinely unlike anything you’ll find at the shops. Because this isn’t a print from a catalogue. It’s wearable art.

Wear it to the pool and watch people pretend not to stare. Wear it to the beach and own every square metre of sand around you. Soap Opera doesn’t do understated. It does spectacular. And it does it in celeste blue.

wild peach clothing | Soap Opera One Piece Swimsuit — Celeste Blue | Back Print design
Soap Opera Celeste Blue One Piece Swimsuit | Back print design

The suit itself.

The Soap Opera Celeste Blue Swimsuit is handmade from 4-way stretch peach skin fabric with a soft and luxurious feel by our partners in Europe or the USA. Decorated with an outlandish digital artwork from our resident artist Bert Ernie (yes, that’s his real name!), it’s a unisex cut and comes in 7 different sizes.

  • 82% polyester, 18% spandex
  • Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
  • Zig-zag stitching
  • Cheeky fit
  • Scoop neckline and low-scoop back
  • Double-layer front
  • Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
  • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

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Product measurement guide

The best way to get the best fitting item of clothing is to use the product measurement guide!

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1′ because they’re custom-made by hand.

One piece swimsuit size guide | Product measurement

A: 1/2 Chest width
B: 1/2 Hip width
C: Length


Imperial

Size Label A B C
XS 12 ¼ 13 ⅝ 25 ¾
S 13 14 ⅜ 26 ⅛
M 13 ¾ 15 ⅛ 26 ⅝
L 14 ⅝ 16 27
XL 16 ⅛ 17 ½ 27 ¾
2XL 17 ¾ 19 ⅛ 28 ½
3XL 19 ¼ 20 ⅝ 29 ⅜

Metric

Size Label A B C
XS 31 34.5 65.5
S 33 36.5 66.5
M 35 38.5 67.5
L 37 40.5 68.5
XL 41 44.5 70.5
2XL 45 48.5 72.5
3XL 49 52.5 74.5
One piece swimsuit size guide | Body measurements

This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.

For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.

A: Chest Put one end of the tape measure on the fullest part of the chest and bring the tape around the back (under the armpits, over the shoulder blades) to where you started.
B: Waist Place the tape on the narrowest part of the waist and measure around.
C: Hips Put the beginning of the tape measure on one hip and bring the tape across the fullest part of the hips back to where you started measuring.


Imperial

Size Chest Waist Hips
XS 25 ¼ 33 ⅛ 35 ⅜
S 26 ¾ 34 ⅝ 37
M 28 ⅜ 36 ¼ 38 ⅝
L 31 ½ 39 ⅜ 41 ¾
XL 34 ⅝ 42 ½ 44 ⅞
2XL 37 ¾ 45 ⅝ 48
3XL 41 48 ⅞ 51 ⅛

Metric

Size Chest Waist Hips
XS 64 84 90
S 68 88 94
M 72 92 98
L 80 100 106
XL 88 108 114
2XL 96 116 122
3XL 104 124 130

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