Randy Cumpacker 2 boxer briefs

Description

Quality Handmade Production

This beautiful pair of men’s boxer briefs are handmade from a soft and fade-free premium fabric by our partners in Europe or the USA. Decorated with an amazing graphic design, the Randy Cumpacker 2 boxer briefs are outlandish underwear for wild men.

Randy Cumpacker 2 boxer briefs

The design of these incredible underwear is based on an incredible digital artwork and is a visually stunning work of contemporary art. It is the sort of subject that Australian artist Bert Ernie often works with – bold and outlandish.

In the heart of a forest where the wild things play,
Randy Cumpacker rode his BMX one sunny day.
He took a wrong turn on a trail full of twists,
And soon found himself in a land that exists
Where elves danced in colors of vibrant delight,
With hair like spun sugar and eyes shining bright.
“Welcome, dear Randy!” they chimed with a cheer,
“Join our wild party; the fun’s over here!”
A lavender elf offered him cupcakes galore,
While mint elves performed on a stage made of lore.
They juggled peach balloons that floated on air,
As Randy laughed hard, forgetting his care.
He rode through the glades where the coral trees swayed,
And joined in their dances, unafraid and unfrayed.
With each twist and turn, he felt lighter than air,
In this magical realm where joy was laid bare.
Then came Sky elves with their kites flying high,
They painted the clouds as they danced in the sky.
Randy joined in with flips and tailwhips so grand,
A BMX wizard in this enchanted land!
But as twilight fell and the colors turned deep,
The elves gathered ‘round for a secret to keep.
“Stay with us, Randy! Don’t leave our bright glade!”
But he chuckled and winked, “I’ve got tricks to parade!”
So he bid them farewell with a heart full of glee,
Riding back through the forest as wild as can be.
With memories painted in colors so bold,
Randy Cumpacker’s adventure was a tale to be told!

As per usual the story/concept behind this amazing and unique digital artwork is far removed from sanity!

There is the usual wild peach logo along with the painting title Randy Cumpacker 2 in the front right. The result is an incredible pear of uniquely outlandish pair of men’s boxer briefs.

Handmade using a stretchy premium fabric. These boxer briefs are very comfortable and you won’t regret buying them!

• Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
• Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
• Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
• Mid-rise
• Lined front pouch for additional support
• 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
• Crotch panel
• Overlock and coverstitch
• No back seam for extra comfort
• Tear-away care label
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Product measurement guide

The best way to get the best fitting item of clothing is to use the product measurement guide!

This size guide shows product measurements taken when they are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ because they’re custom-made by hand.

A: 1/2Wwaist width
B: Side length
C: 1/2 Leg opening width

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This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size down when your measurements are between sizes.

For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.

A: Waist Place the tape on the narrowest part of the waist and measure around.
B: Hips Put the beginning of the tape measure on one hip and bring the tape across the fullest part of the hips back to where you started measuring.

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Metric