Quality Handmade Production

Our Someone armed the insane squirrels athletic long shorts are handmade from a soft and fade-free premium fabric by our partners in Europe or the USA. Decorated with a uniquely outlandish digital artwork from our resident artist Bert Ernie (yes, that’s his real name) these athletic shorts are ethically made from premium materials.

Someone armed the insane squirrels athletic long shorts features digital abstract art taken to a uniquely outlandish level.

The wild and abstract art is quite the eye candy! The composition of this artwork is so intensely complex and dynamic it will provide exquisite visual delight for all those that see these incredible athletic shorts.

The upper right has our logo and the artworks title – Someone armed the insane squirrels.

This design is so uniquely outlandish it should be worn only on those occasions when you don’t mind being asked every five minutes “where did you get those wild lookin’ shorts?”

These athletic long shorts are an excellent choice for your next workout where you will welcome the moisture-wicking microfiber fabric.

We think that you would be hard pressed to find any athletic shorts that have the level of visual interest in their print design. These are just next level in terms of color, form and beauty!

91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
Breathable and fast-drying material
UPF50+ protection
6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
Mesh side pockets
No inner lining
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Product measurement guide

The best way to get the best fitting item of clothing is to use the product measurement guide!

This size guide shows product measurements taken when they are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ because they’re custom-made by hand.

Unisex athletic long shorts | Product measurement

A: 1/2 Waist width
B: Inseam length
C: Front rise

Imperial

Size Label	A	B	C
2XS	11	6 ⅛	11 ¼
XS	11 ¾	6 ¼	11 ⅜
S	12 ⅝	6 ¼	12 ¼
M	13 ⅜	6 ¼	13
L	15	6 ¼	13 ⅝
XL	16 ½	6 ¼	14
2XL	18 ⅛	6 ¼	14 ⅜
3XL	19 ¾	6 ¼	15
4XL	21 ¼	6 ¼	15 ⅜
5XL	22 ⅞	6 ¼	15 ¾
6XL	24 ⅜	6 ¼	16 ⅛

Metric

Size Label	A	B	C
2XS	28	15.5	28.5
XS	30	16	29
S	32	16	31
M	34	16	33
L	38	16	34.5
XL	42	16	35.5
2XL	46	16	36.5
3XL	50	16	38
4XL	54	16	39
5XL	58	16	40
6XL	62	16	41

This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size down when your measurements are between sizes.

Unisex athletic long shorts | Body measurements

For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.

A: Waist Place the tape on the narrowest part of the waist and measure around.
B: Hips Put the beginning of the tape measure on one hip and bring the tape across the fullest part of the hips back to where you started measuring.

Imperial

Size	Waist	Hips
2XS	28 ⅜	35 ⅜
XS	29 ⅞	37
S	31 ½	38 ⅝
M	33 ⅛	40 ⅛
L	36 ¼	43 ¼
XL	39 ⅜	46 ½
2XL	42 ½	49 ⅝
3XL	45 ⅝	52 ¾
4XL	48 ⅞	55 ⅞
5XL	52	59
6XL	55 ⅛	62 ¼

Metric

Size	Waist	Hips
2XS	72	90
XS	76	94
S	80	98
M	84	102
L	92	110
XL	100	118
2XL	108	126
3XL	116	134
4XL	124	142
5XL	132	150
6XL	140	158