New accessories


Wear whatever you like. Carry the art.

Not everyone is ready to wear an entire artwork. Fair enough. But here’s the thing nobody tells you — the loudest object you own isn’t a garment at all. It’s the bag. It’s on the hook in the café, at eye level on the tram, on the seat beside you at the airport. It goes to the shops, the gym, the beach and the office, and it gets seen by more people in a week than your best outfit sees in a year.

Large tote bags, weekender bags and backpacks — every one printed edge to edge with original art by Melbourne artist Bert Ernie. Bold color, asymmetric designs, nothing lining up and nothing behaving. No small logo. No tasteful trim. These aren’t bags with a print on them; the bag is the artwork, and it happens to hold your groceries.

Plain jeans and a black t-shirt plus one of these is a better-looking outfit than most people manage all year, and it takes no courage whatsoever. Start with the tote. Nobody starts with the tote and stops at the tote.

Made to order by Printful the moment you buy, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to landfill unworn.

Real art. Carried everywhere. Impossible to miss..

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Squares Of Madness Backpack

You will never see this bag. That’s not a complaint, it’s the product. It’s on your back. The carriage, the queue, the lecture theatre, the entire footpath behind you — all of them get a full view of it, all…
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Vivid Hallucinations Weekender Bag

One side is dusk. The other is midday. Turn around and the weather changes. Vivid Hallucinations gives the weekender two entirely different moods — a dark, lit, after-hours front and a blazing gold-and-green back. Nobody sees both at once. Whoever’s…
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Squares Of Madness Weekender Bag

Nobody packs a weekender for a Tuesday. This bag only comes out when something good is about to happen — a coast road, a ferry, three days somewhere warm. Which is exactly the wrong moment to be carrying something beige….
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Mad Painting Large Tote Bag

No trick. No filter. No mirror. Just paint. Every other design in this range is Bert Ernie building machinery — vectors, checkerboards, layer effects, symmetry. Mad Painting is a detail lifted straight off a painting he made in 2003 and…
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I Am On Drugs Large Tote Bag

It’s true, by the way. So is nearly everyone. I Am On Drugs is Bert Ernie’s most misread design, and it’s misread on purpose. Take this bag shopping and watch faces do the arithmetic. Whatever they land on, they’ve told…
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Bug Out Large Tote Bag

Bert Ernie doesn’t usually draw things. Then he drew this and something looked back. Bug Out started as pure abstraction — shapes pushed around in Illustrator with no plan and no subject. Somewhere in the middle of it, two enormous…
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Dark Diamonds Large Tote Bag

Every other bag here shouts. This one waits. Dark Diamonds reads almost black from across a room — a deep, dense field of nothing much. Then you get close and the whole thing turns on. Thousands of tiny facets in…
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Squares Of Madness Large Tote Bag

Two designs. One bag. Neither of them will back down. Squares of Madness is exactly what it says. Bert Ernie took two of his graphic designs, laid one over the other, and then — instead of choosing — cut them…
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Vivid Hallucinations Large Tote Bag

Two artworks. One bag. Bert Ernie has no idea how he made it. He made Vivid Hallucinations about ten years ago, in a program he no longer uses, from a painting he can no longer identify. What survived is this:…