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The Carnival Column Neon Green Track Pants are not for the faint-hearted — and they know it. Neon green is one of the most aggressively visible colors in existence, and the Carnival Column charging down the right leg treats that as a challenge rather than a ceiling. A dense vertical column of abstract color — layered forms, wild shapes, and a hidden wild peach logo with a subtle 3D effect — against a base color that refuses to be ignored under any lighting conditions whatsoever.
Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex with a wide-leg cut, relaxed unisex fit, elastic waistband with drawstring, and practical side pockets. Soft, comfortable, and built to be worn everywhere — gym, street, couch, or wherever the day takes you.
Unisex fit, available in sizes 2XS to 6XL.
Neon green doesn’t blend in. It doesn’t tone down. It doesn’t compromise with the rest of the outfit. It simply announces itself and lets everyone else adjust. It is, without question, the most confrontational base color in the entire Carnival Column lineup — and that is absolutely a selling point.
Carnival Column is an original digital artwork by Melbourne artist Bert Ernie — a tightly packed vertical column of abstract forms, layered and translucent, dense with color and movement. The design runs from hip to hem down the right leg, with the front and rear panels cut from the same print and sewn together at the side seam, mirroring each other to create a totem-pole effect that looks entirely deliberate. Tucked into the design is the wild peach logo in matching neon green, with a subtle 3D effect that rewards anyone who looks closely enough — though on this variant, looking closely is practically involuntary.
Against the neon green base, the pinks and magentas in the design create an almost psychedelic contrast. The purples vibrate. The reds and oranges push back hard. The blues and teals cut through the noise with cool precision. It’s the most visually intense combination in the lineup and it is completely, deliberately, magnificently too much. Wear it anyway.
People will notice. People will ask. You’ll probably get stopped at the shops.

The Carnival Column Neon Green Track Pants are handmade from soft, fade-free premium fabric by our partners in Europe or Mexico. The design is original digital artwork by Melbourne artist Bert Ernie (yes, that’s his real name). Unisex cut, 11 sizes.
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The best way to get the best fitting item of clothing is to use the product measurement guide!
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ because they’re custom-made by hand.
A 1/2 Waist width
B Inseam length
C Front rise
D 1/2 Hem width
E Length
Imperial
| Size | A | B | C | D | E |
| 2XS | 10 ⅝ | 29 ⅞ | 13 ⅜ | 7 ¼ | 42 ⅛ |
| XS | 11 ⅜ | 29 ⅞ | 13 ⅝ | 7 ⅝ | 42 ⅜ |
| S | 12 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 13 ¾ | 8 ⅛ | 42 ½ |
| M | 13 | 29 ⅞ | 14 | 8 ½ | 42 ¾ |
| L | 14 ⅝ | 29 ¾ | 14 ⅛ | 8 ⅞ | 42 ⅞ |
| XL | 16 ⅛ | 29 ½ | 14 ⅝ | 9 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| 2XL | 17 ¾ | 29 ⅜ | 15 ⅛ | 9 ⅞ | 43 ¾ |
| 3XL | 19 ¼ | 29 ⅛ | 15 ½ | 10 ⅜ | 44 ⅛ |
| 4XL | 20 ⅞ | 29 | 16 ⅛ | 11 | 44 ½ |
| 5XL | 22 ½ | 28 ¾ | 16 ½ | 11 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
| 6XL | 24 | 28 ½ | 17 ⅛ | 12 ¼ | 45 ¼ |
Metric
| Size | A | B | C | D | E |
| 2XS | 27 | 76 | 34 | 18.5 | 107 |
| XS | 29 | 76 | 34.5 | 19.5 | 107.5 |
| S | 31 | 76 | 35 | 20.5 | 108 |
| M | 33 | 76 | 35.5 | 21.5 | 108.5 |
| L | 37 | 75.5 | 36 | 22.5 | 109 |
| XL | 41 | 75 | 37 | 23.5 | 110 |
| 2XL | 45 | 74.5 | 38.5 | 25 | 111 |
| 3XL | 49 | 74 | 39.5 | 26.5 | 112 |
| 4XL | 53 | 73.5 | 41 | 28 | 113 |
| 5XL | 57 | 73 | 42 | 29.5 | 114 |
| 6XL | 61 | 72.5 | 43.5 | 31 | 115 |
This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.
For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.
A: Waist Place the tape on the narrowest part of the waist and measure around.
B: Hips Put the beginning of the tape measure on one hip and bring the tape across the fullest part of the hips back to where you started measuring.
Imperial
| Size | Waist | Hips |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
Metric
| Size | Waist | Hips |
| 2XS | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
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