Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire men’s crewneck t-shirt

AUD$ 60.00

Turning an intense nightmare into an abstract painting (titled Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire) and then creating a men’s crewneck t-shirt with that wild art is something only Bert Ernie could do. This is quite the eye candy despite its title.

This unique and wild men’s crewneck t-shirt is mostly black but features an incredibly colorful splatter of paint shapes. This is next level wearable art.

There’s a nice colorful wild peach logo on the top right, and then in small letters the title – Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire

Not only is the t-shirt bold and uniquely outlandish it is also handmade in the USA or Europe using premium fabrics and the latest printing technology.

  • Polyester, spandex
  • Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
  • Regular fit
  • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Each garment is made with love just for you, so print placement may vary a little.

Designed at wild peach clothing in Australia, manufactured by our partners in either Europe or the USA.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

 

 

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This incredibly wild designed men’s crewneck t-shirt is handmade from a soft and fade-free premium fabric by our partners in Europe or the USA. Decorated with an intensely dark abstract painting there are many colorful splatters and splotches of color to make for a visually exciting design. This t-shirt is very cool thing to have hanging in your wardrobe. The comfortable, flattering t-shirt will get lots of stares and will make you stand out from the rest.

The story behind Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire

The building was made from many old railway carriages which had been joined together to form a maze-like construction. There were numerous rooms left and right of the single passageway. I was there because I could hear my elderly father calling out for me, and I was getting increasingly frantic trying to find which room the sad cries for help were coming from.
A series of powerful arms grabbed me from behind, and a violent struggle ensued. I was dragged out into the dark outdoors and thrown to the ground. A small group of people was circling me – there was an angry old crone, a drunk and vile thug, a man in a blue suit, and a beautiful woman wearing a yellow dress. They cursed, swore and spat before taking turns in punching and kicking me in an ever-increasingly frenzied attack. Knives appeared and were thrust into my body. I cried out, “what have I done to hurt you!”
There were no answers, just more frenzied violent attacks. The drunk thug jumped on top of me and started to strangle my throat with a powerful set of hands. I struggled to stay conscious. I knew I had to try to survive because, throughout this vicious attack, I could still hear the faint cries of my father calling for help. But as the attack continued, a crowd of onlookers gathered, many of whom were mocking and laughing, cheering on the attack.
The thug leaped back onto his feet and stepped back, and the beatings and stabbings from the others stopped. The four attackers stepped back. They were now strangely silent. For a moment, I felt relieved – thinking that they had emptied their rage and would leave me be. This was not the case. The old crone poured petrol over me and lit a match which she threw onto my prone body. I burst into flames and screamed as I started to melt literally.
I sat up in bed and soon realized I had experienced something beyond a nightmare. There were no physical signs upon waking – I hadn’t broken out in a sweat or even had a rapid heartbeat. Fully awake what lingered was the most intense feeling of fear and horror. The worst bit was I knew who the people were and that there was nothing to be done to help my recently deceased father. I also knew that I was truly alone and afraid.

We think this t-shirt would be perfect for the any wild parties you go to or maybe just hanging out with your friends.

  • Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
  • Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
  • Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
  • Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
  • Premium knit mid-weight jersey
  • Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
  • Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Body measurement guide

This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.


Men's crewneck t-shirt size guide | Body measurement
Men’s crewneck t-shirt size guide | Body measurement

For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.

A Chest Put one end of the tape measure on the fullest part of the chest and bring the tape around the back (under the armpits, over the shoulder blades) to where you started.


Imperial

SizeChest
XS31 ⅛
S34 ¼
M37 ⅜
L42 ⅛
XL46 ⅞
2XL51 ⅝

Metric

SizeChest
XS79
S87
M95
L107
XL119
2XL131

Product measurements

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ because they’re custom-made by hand.


Men's crewneck t-shirt size guide | Product measurement
Men’s crewneck t-shirt size guide | Product measurement

A 1/2 chest width

B Length

C Sleeve length


Imperial

SizeABC
XS15 ⅜288 ⅝
S16 ⅞28 ¾9
M18 ½29 ½9 ½
L20 ⅞30 ¼9 ⅞
XL23 ¼31 ⅛10 ¼
2XL25 ⅝31 ⅞10 ⅝

Metric

SizeABC
XS397122
S437323
M477324
L537725
XL597926
2XL658127

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