Let’s deal with the elephant. Yes, it says that. On purpose.

Here’s the thing about I Am On Drugs: it’s true. It’s true of Bert Ernie, who rattles gently when he walks. It’s true of the person reading this, statistically speaking — blood pressure, thyroid, antihistamines, something for the reflux, two coffees before nine. It’s true of the man frowning at your bag on the tram, who takes four things a day and has never once thought of that as being on drugs. The sentence is the least controversial claim in the entire shop. It just doesn’t sound like it.

That’s the whole design. Carry this and you’ll watch people’s faces do a small calculation, and whatever they land on, they’ve told you something about themselves and nothing about you. Anyone who gives you grief gets the truth, delivered flat: yes — thyroid medication, twice daily, thanks for asking. Nobody has a follow-up to that. It’s a bag that comes with its own exit.

And the art earns the title without needing the joke. This one’s lineage runs straight back to the late sixties — not a copy of anything, but built on what that work understood: that colour alone can carry a picture, and that things get interesting when you stop making them solid. Everything here is transparent. Layer over layer over layer, verticals drifting through horizontals, a yellow bloom coming up through six other colours like a light behind a curtain. Nothing is opaque. Nothing has a hard edge. In a catalogue of designs that hit you like a brick, this one is the one you fall into.

I Am On Drugs print file — the full wraparound design for the large tote bag, showing the translucent layered color field — The print file, front to back in one piece. The logo sits upside down at the bottom because that end folds over to become the back — so the back stays quiet. Only one side of you is making the announcement.

Printed to order by Printful, ethically, the moment you buy it. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for someone brave enough.

100% polyester
Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.64 oz/yd² (225 g/m²)
Maximum weight limit: 22lbs (10kg)
Capacity: 4.4 US gal (17.8l)
Large inside pocket with super snazzy design
Comfortable cotton webbing handles
Vibrant colors that won’t fade
Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team

Twenty-two pounds of capacity, 17.8 litres, and a sentence on the side that will do more work in a queue than anything else you own. Take it to the chemist. Bert does. He finds it saves time.

Too loud to ignore.

I Am On Drugs

I Am On Drugs Large Tote Bag