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The Carnival Column Carmine Red Track Pants are the pair you wear when you’re done with boring. A dense vertical column of abstract color — layered forms, wild shapes, and a hidden wild peach logo with a subtle 3D effect — runs down the right leg against a deep carmine red base. Front and rear panels meet at the seam to create a totem-pole mirror effect that stops people in their tracks. Literally.
Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex with a wide-leg cut, relaxed unisex fit, elastic waistband with drawstring, and practical side pockets. Soft, comfortable, and built to be worn everywhere — gym, street, couch, or wherever the day takes you.
Unisex fit, available in sizes 2XS to 6XL.
Carmine red is already a declaration. Then the Carnival Column arrives down the left leg and makes absolutely sure everyone in the room got the message.
Carnival Column is an original digital artwork by Melbourne artist Bert Ernie — a tightly packed vertical column of abstract forms, layered and translucent, dense with color and movement. The design runs from hip to hem down the right leg, and here’s where it gets interesting: the front and rear panels are cut from the same print and sewn together at the side seam, mirroring each other to create a totem-pole effect that looks almost ceremonial. Like it was always meant to be there. Tucked into the design is the wild peach logo in matching carmine red, with a subtle 3D effect that rewards anyone who looks closely enough.
Against the carmine red base, the composition crackles. The cooler tones — teals, purples, blues — push hard against the warmth of the base. The greens and yellows cut through. Every color in the column is fighting for attention and somehow all of them are winning.
People will notice. People will ask. You’ll probably get stopped at the shops.

The Carnival Column Carmine Red Track Pants are handmade from soft, fade-free premium fabric by our partners in Europe or Mexico. The design is original digital artwork by Melbourne artist Bert Ernie (yes, that’s his real name). Unisex cut, 11 sizes.
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The best way to get the best fitting item of clothing is to use the product measurement guide!
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ because they’re custom-made by hand.
A 1/2 Waist width
B Inseam length
C Front rise
D 1/2 Hem width
E Length
Imperial
| Size | A | B | C | D | E |
| 2XS | 10 ⅝ | 29 ⅞ | 13 ⅜ | 7 ¼ | 42 ⅛ |
| XS | 11 ⅜ | 29 ⅞ | 13 ⅝ | 7 ⅝ | 42 ⅜ |
| S | 12 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 13 ¾ | 8 ⅛ | 42 ½ |
| M | 13 | 29 ⅞ | 14 | 8 ½ | 42 ¾ |
| L | 14 ⅝ | 29 ¾ | 14 ⅛ | 8 ⅞ | 42 ⅞ |
| XL | 16 ⅛ | 29 ½ | 14 ⅝ | 9 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| 2XL | 17 ¾ | 29 ⅜ | 15 ⅛ | 9 ⅞ | 43 ¾ |
| 3XL | 19 ¼ | 29 ⅛ | 15 ½ | 10 ⅜ | 44 ⅛ |
| 4XL | 20 ⅞ | 29 | 16 ⅛ | 11 | 44 ½ |
| 5XL | 22 ½ | 28 ¾ | 16 ½ | 11 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
| 6XL | 24 | 28 ½ | 17 ⅛ | 12 ¼ | 45 ¼ |
Metric
| Size | A | B | C | D | E |
| 2XS | 27 | 76 | 34 | 18.5 | 107 |
| XS | 29 | 76 | 34.5 | 19.5 | 107.5 |
| S | 31 | 76 | 35 | 20.5 | 108 |
| M | 33 | 76 | 35.5 | 21.5 | 108.5 |
| L | 37 | 75.5 | 36 | 22.5 | 109 |
| XL | 41 | 75 | 37 | 23.5 | 110 |
| 2XL | 45 | 74.5 | 38.5 | 25 | 111 |
| 3XL | 49 | 74 | 39.5 | 26.5 | 112 |
| 4XL | 53 | 73.5 | 41 | 28 | 113 |
| 5XL | 57 | 73 | 42 | 29.5 | 114 |
| 6XL | 61 | 72.5 | 43.5 | 31 | 115 |
This size guide shows body measurements. We suggest ordering a size up when your measurements are between sizes.
For all horizontal measurements, please keep the tape measure parallel to the ground.
A: Waist Place the tape on the narrowest part of the waist and measure around.
B: Hips Put the beginning of the tape measure on one hip and bring the tape across the fullest part of the hips back to where you started measuring.
Imperial
| Size | Waist | Hips |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
Metric
| Size | Waist | Hips |
| 2XS | 72 | 90 |
| XS | 76 | 94 |
| S | 80 | 98 |
| M | 84 | 102 |
| L | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 100 | 118 |
| 2XL | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 116 | 134 |
| 4XL | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 132 | 150 |
| 6XL | 140 | 158 |
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